Wanted: Temporary/Part Time Fantasy Baseball Manager to fill in for vacationing staff of the House of Swank Fantasy Baseball Team.
Hours: A bit of your time on a Sunday. Specifically Sunday, July 2 and/or Sunday, July 23. We do once a week line-ups, which are due sometime on Mondays, but I always forget the specific time.
Salary: If I win a week that you do my lineups I'll give you half of my winnings for that week, and some love from the final winnings if I come out in the money. (As things currently stand I've yet to win a week, but am posed to make some money at the end of the season). Also, my extreme gratitude and appreciation, and public recognition on this blog. And I promise not to make fun if you if I tank for the week, unless you do something like activate all my injured guys (and you'd have several to choose from).
Benefits: Opportunity to work with such baseball greats as Miguel Cabrera, Roy Halladay and Pudge Rodriguez. And not-so-greats like Adrian Beltre. The pitching staff is VERY easy to work with, as it seems I've spent the season with exactly the same number of healthy pitchers as there are spots in the bullpen for them.
Interested: Post a comment to the blog or drop me an e-mail. Give me your qualifications, which could be as simple as, "Yeah, I'll do it," although some knowledge of baseball or numbers or computers or stuff would be helpful.