Apologies for the lack of posts as of late, but here's what they would say if I were writing them:
Blah, blah, blah, enough with the kicking already
Blah, blah, blah, my hips hurt
Blah, blah, blah, why can't I get a decent night's sleep?
Lather, rinse, repeat.
I'm not entirely upset that this is the case, as it means I do not have the drama of having to take blood thinners for the last 10 weeks of my pregnancy (meaning there is still a chance Hedgehog will have a biological sibling someday) and I do not suffer from gestational diabetes.
I also do not have a single Christmas decoration out, and may not be able to decide on a paint color for the Hedgehog's room until they've graduated from college.
Now pardon me, the kicking is at bay right now so I may go try and take a nap to make up for that lack of sleep thing.