Sweetie and I are on vacation right now. Another baseball road trip, although this one is less ambitious than most - four stadiums in three states in seven days (traveling in four states). I have dubbed this the "Cheap Beer Tour" as there are games at Busch Stadium in St. Louis (Tuesday night) and Miller Park in Milwaukee (Saturday afternoon). Give us a layover in Denver and we can hit the trifecta!
But I have now given this tour a subtitle, and that is "Porn Stars on Parade."
It started on Wednesday. We went to the St. Louis Zoo on our way out of town to visit the okapi. St. Louis offers free admission to the zoo, and it was on our way out of town, so we really couldn't resist. While there we caught a few other animals, including all the monkeys and lemurs in the primate house. There was a Macaque Monkey (heh, heh, I just typed Caque) sitting RIGHT next to the glass with a big hard on. I don't know my monkey anatomy that well, but on a quick glance he seemed to be rather well endowed. As soon as I had done the double-take, to make sure I had really seen THAT he started beating off. Sweetie and I could not stop laughing.
The three teenage girls sitting on the bench in front of the display didn't even notice. Poor them.
Tonight we went to a Clinton Lumber Kings game. Their mascot looks like the Burger King's porn star brother.
Burger King:
Lumber King:
It got worse when he danced. And was worst of all when he had a flagpole with the flag still wrapped around it that he kept thrusting around very phallicly.
Kind of afraid what faces us the next few nights now.
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