So I've done the rankings of NFL quarterbacks according to their attractivenes for this season, so now it's time to rank the fantasy football team. As it exists today, which mean that Nate Burleson gets the shaft. Which I'm OK with because his season-ending injury has meant that one of my quarterbacks now has no one to throw the ball to. I'm thinking the Seahawks might be calling me to serve as wide receiver soon, the way their luck is going. Although I suspect the OB would frown upon me suiting up for an NFL game.
Also, to those who found this site searching for the hottest NFL TEAM -- how, exactly, would one determine that? It sounds like too much work. Sorry.
But, fantasy football team, that I can handle:
Donald Driver, WR
(I don't know about the hottest team in the league, but Green Bay sure as hell has a case for hottest wide receivers in the league because Greg Jennings is also quite the looker)
Earnest Graham, RB
Tony Gonzalez, TE
Jason Campbell, QB
Matt Hasselbeck, QB
Pittsburgh Steelers D - as represented by linebacker Bruce Davis
Fred Taylor, RB
(for two more days - he's being dumped from the team this week due to his sucking so bad)
Joey Galloway, WR
(Who would do better if the shape of his head weren't quite so triangular.)
Sammy Morris, RB
(Several of my readers will understand just how cool it is I have a guy named Sammy on my fantasy football team)
San Francisco 49ers D - as represented by linebacker Ahmad Brooks
Edgerrin James, RB
(I dig the hair, but he looks very, very mean)
Joe Nedney, K
Ben Roethlisberger, QB
Steve Smith, WR
(Who looks like the sort of fellow who might punch a teammate and end up suspended for the first two games of the season)
Rian Lindell, K
(Very unattractive, but he's from the 'couv!)
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