In Answer To Your Questions

• I am due on Tuesday
• Yes, as in less than a week from now.
• No, I am not in labor right now.  If I were in labor right now I would not be talking to you right now, I would be at the hospital or on my way to the hospital (or at home, perhaps, but not here)
• It really is OK for me to stand/walk/bend over and pick things up.  It's actually good for me to be active.  It helps get the baby in place.  Honestly, if it weren't OK I wouldn't be doing it.
• Yes, it's OK for me to leave my house.  I would be VERY, VERY, VERY bored and annoyed if I were not allowed to leave my house right now.  It does not mean I will give birth to the baby right here in front of you, or even that I won't make it to the hospital in time to give birth to the baby.  These things take a while.
• Yes, you may see me on Tuesday, which still is my due date.  If you do see me on Tuesday it will be because I am still not in labor.  If you see me on Tuesday it will still be OK for me to leave my house, stand up, walk and be in public.
• Then again, you may NOT see me on Monday.  I really don't know when you'll see me again, in all honesty.  If you don't see me on Monday it's because I am either in process of having the baby or have had the baby.  We won't know the answer to that question until Monday rolls around now, will we?
• Nope, still not in labor.  Nothing to see here, really, just a big, waddling, still pregnant lady.

Comments

[Alison]

I didn't see this until after it all became irrelevant, but it cracked me up anyhow. This sounds like I did pretty much for the entire first half of April 2007. Glad to hear the waiting is over!